Sick of having to practice your “this is the best present ever” face in the mirror in the lead up to Christmas? Thisiswhyimbroke.com are invested in the service of getting a large majority of men out of receiving yet another pair of socks by providing some seriously cool gift ideas. We’ve put together a list of the best ones that you’ll want to be hinting at on the lead up to Christmas!
Note: We aren’t against sticking a printed-out picture of the product with hyperlink, price and preferred colour on the bathroom mirror for your significant other to find if subtlety is getting you nowhere…
Better TV viewing beer mug
Ever missed a goal during the soccer world cup because you were busy taking a gulp of your ice cold beer? Well, now you can have it all my friend! Because the geniuses behind this mug have created a sloped edge stein for your sipping and viewing pleasure – never miss a groundbreaking moment again sports fans!
Rib-O-Lator Barbecue Rotisserie
Consider yourself King of BBQ-ing? You’ll be wanting this heavy duty rotisserie to feed the masses. Roast your steaks, sausages, veggies and beef patties all at the same time! Or fill all four trays with ribs – as long as no one goes hungry we’re sure your guests won’t mind!
Premium Liquors Subscription Box
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets,” said a wise man named Ron Swanson. Flaviar is a club for those who appreciate exclusive, hard liquor. Gain access to some of the best and scarcely distributed whiskeys, bourbons and ports in the world, and receive a quarterly tasting box customised to your preferences. If you like your scotch to age as well as George Clooney, this is the liquor club for you.
Professional Tech Toolkit
Are you a certified fix-it tech guy? This incredibly intricate toolkit is a must have for all of your technical needs. If disassembling, re-arranging and reassembling is your thing, working with these tools will be a pleasure that you cannot resist! A digital dissection kit for the curious tinkler!
Military Grade Baby Carrier
Who said being a proud dad was dorky? Sick of pushing your kid around in a hefty stroller? Why not keep your baby close and your snacks closer with this military grade baby carrier instead? Fitted with pockets for pacifiers, emergency baby wipes and an emergency snacks pocket for sustenance when the going gets tough. Run errands, text Kev about poker on Friday night, munch on your protein bar in prep for the gym and keep your kid happy all at once! This carrier gives a brand new meaning to hands-free.
1955 Mercedes Benz 300 SL
We can dream, right? At $6,500,000 you can’t really put a price on feeling like James Bond. Sonderteile motor, sports suspension, and Rudge wheels… it is a car enthusiast’s dream. And one of just twenty-nine aluminum-bodied Gullwings built by Mercedes-Benz. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get the miniaturised model!
